I cannot stand it when girls wear tights as pants. It's just wrong. I'm OK with Skinny Jeans, Cigarette Pants, and even Riding Pants but there is a clear distinction between pants and tights.

There is an online manifesto devoted to riding this strange, strange trend.  Check out the Tights Are Not Pants website, their manifesto might make you laugh, plus you can download and print your very own Tights Are Not Pants stickers.

Please not that I have nothing against dancers in tights, underwear or big butts.

Kim "Kiss My Ass" Kardashian

Sienna "Forgot My Tutu" Miller

Lindsey "Underwear on Top" Lohan

Paris "I See France" Hilton

OK...I Forgive Paris. I don't think she meant to wear her tights as pants. Then again...whatev.